Yellow Snow, Montana: Gateway to Nowhere in Particular
Our motto: How do you spell relief? Yellow Snow!
A certified business location (as long as you don't need too many customers).
A word from our mayor, the Hon. Billy Jack:
At Yellow Snow, we aim to please. We hope you will consider locating your business here at Yellow Snow. We have lots of vacant buildings you can take over for practically nothing. Also lots of land and housing is really cheap. There's a rumor that our community is being taken over by a hippie commune, but that's not true at all. Normal people still make up nearly half the population here, and the effects of the commune are, like, negligible. The hippies have their own bag and they mostly hang out with each other at their own scene. Main Street is the grooviest, man, and you should check out my pad at city hall. If you're looking for a place without the hang-ups of square people in the establishment, you should check out our far out neo-Aquarian community. Dig?
*Adervrtisement*Advretisement*Adveretisment*Advertisenemt*Avdretisement
The Yellow Snow Bar and Grill
invites you to stop by today. Grilled cheese platter, including chips and a large softdrink is
on special for $1.99 through Thursday only. We also have home made double chocolate cake this week while it lasts.
Live music Saturday night with Tommy and the Texas Twisters.
Yellow Snow Bar and Grill
To Tame Your Tummy, Eat Yellow Snow Today!
